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So sick, so sick of being tired and oh so tired of being sick.
W/C: 31 / 1 / 11
Tuesday - Worky work.
Wednesday - Greg James in Bristol. Big Steve. Radio 1 branded CDs. Sober.
Thursday - Reading with Jules. Heels. Jules fell over. Guilty McDonalds. Sober.
Friday - Printed boarding pass twice, and still left it at the office. Glasgow. All the vodka. THE NIGHT OF ONE OF EVERYTHING FROM GREGGS. Hideous hotel reception staff pissed you off.
Saturday - Kris bailed on the bento box. Train to Manchester. Mulholland Dr (WHAT THE FUCK?). Cheeky wank. Pizza Express salad. Night with Jon and Grimmy. All that vodka. Again. The chicken and stuffing roll.
Sunday - Train back to Brizzle. STB roast. BASIMO. £65. She wore the red thing.
W/C: 31 / 1 / 11
W/C: 31 / 1 / 11
Borx’s texts.
Anonymous asked:
How did you get so hairy?
Iran
Photos from this week will contain my penis. If circumcised prize-winning genitalia isn’t your thing - unfollow whilst you can.
W/C: 23 / 1 / 11
Monday - evening at the Mothers… had that curry.
Tuesday - Mitch’s funeral. Was amazing / nostalgic to see a lot of old friends and family.
Wednesday - You noticed that annoying How I Met Your Mother advert and DJed Bristol
Thursday - That 9am start to do nothing in London. DJed Skins party with Pulled Apart By Horses (crowd surf guitarist) and spent half an hour beating up Travelodge
Friday - Flight to Dublin you were so early for they put you on an earlier flight. DJed Bono’s penthouse apartment to Mumford & Sons and a bunch of other lovely people. Drinks on a tray. That banging bar maid with the short red hair. The 5 star hotel.
Saturday - Getting so fucked on Captain Morgans and Fanta last night / this morning that you woke up 15 minutes after your gate closed… Finally got there and found out the flight had been cancelled and moved to later (an hour early again). Then Bob Geldof was on the flight and you drunkenly told him to “GIVE ME YER FOOKIN’ MONEY”.
Finally got back to LDN. Then DJed Oxford O2 Academy warming up for The Wombats. Lucy (holiday romance) came and stayed for a few days after.
Sunday - Woken up by an excited Lucy. Roast dinner at Start The Bus. Out Like A Lion were damn good at The Croft. Ended up in MBargo and did things. Wore white shoes (idiot)
Monday - Woken up by an excited Lucy. Went to Vicki’s birthday party in Bath, talked about The Strokes A LOT after A LOT of Grey Goose. Stayed at Beany’s.
Photos are below.x
W/C: 23 / 1 / 11
